We hardly knew ye. Yet it was enough.

With all the party girls and teen wonders (Crotch Pack) that are currently under house arrest, I wonder if teenage girls are wearing fake ankle monitors they bought at the mall? And what do they call them- LiLohJack? Lindsay Lohan just got one that detects if she’s got alcohol in her system so she’s really screwed. Locked up in her mansion, only allowed out to go to court or church, she probably has to have her nails done in her living room and you know they can’t do a good job onsite. Try getting a full sized footbath through the front door sometime and you’ll see how she’s suffered. Having the state send you to your room can be brutal.

I might be wrong, but I bet a lot of black kids charged with selling crack don’t stand up in court and have the judge make the time out hand signal. Or get home and tweet about how the system is totally stacked against them.