One thing I've learned.

When you're buying a car, don't open the trunk and say 'yeah, you could fit a dead hooker back there easy.' You'll never like what the other guy says to that. I should have known this already. A couple of years ago I was pulling into the parking garage at the Bellagio in Las Vegas (best breakfast buffet ever) and security wanted to check my car out. It was a rental and I had no idea how to pop the trunk, so the guard said 'Rental?' and before I could stop myself I said 'Dead hooker'. It's like a tourettes thing. I got the White Glove Screening and while I don't know who all was in the room, I did get on someone's Christmas card list.