Hello World

Like everything else in life, I'm doing this to make a woman happy, or at least to get her to stop bugging me. I dedicate whatever weirdness that follows to Becky- muse to thousands, gigglepuss, and my very own boot to the head. I especially want to direct her way all inquiries regarding liable, slander, or a reckless disregard for the safety and property of others; don't shoot me folks, I'm just the piano player.

My story follows...